your plans fall through because you have a hot girlfriend and would rather fuck her brains out than stick to your original plans.
I’ve been saying this for a while now.
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Because what blog isn’t complete without a load of gifs of Ellen Page juggling?!
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Neeshy calls me Squish…. :D
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my cat does every single one of these things. and i love him even more every time he does :P
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